i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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