i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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