So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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