this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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