Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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