Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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