So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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