The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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