It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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