My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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