Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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