K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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