Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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