I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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