I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
