you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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