she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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