if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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