Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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