But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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