I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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