Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
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I'm passing your future prison.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today