and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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