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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up

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  haha what'd she say

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism

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• (562): View more from California

  youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.

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• (845): View more from New York

  This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support

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• (707): View more from California

  Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I found a hair colour I want in a porn.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.

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