you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus