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  I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.

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  It's sore actually

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  (289): I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt. (647): It's sore actually http://tfl.nu/hwsg
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  (801): View more from Utah

  Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes

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  (801): Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes http://tfl.nu/lgb8
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  (660): View more from Missouri

  I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.

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  (660): I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym. http://tfl.nu/tj7a
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  (925): View more from California

  you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left

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  (925): you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left http://tfl.nu/56sv
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  (206): View more from Washington

  You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.

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  (206): You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship. http://tfl.nu/k0v9
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  (808): View more from Hawaii

  At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.

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  (808): At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life. http://tfl.nu/lsk4
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  (540): View more from Virginia

  There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight

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  (540): There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight http://tfl.nu/g8si
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  (802): View more from Vermont

  You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers

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  (802): You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers http://tfl.nu/tkru
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  (770): View more from Georgia

  Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.

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  (770): Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week. http://tfl.nu/3id8
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  (207): View more from Maine

  If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you

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  Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility

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  (207): If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you (1-207): Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility http://tfl.nu/lgaa
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  (857): View more from Massachusetts

  btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.

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  (857): btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you. http://tfl.nu/me5v
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  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again

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  (508): Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again http://tfl.nu/2hoz
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  (908): View more from New Jersey

  Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.

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  (908): Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments. http://tfl.nu/i6zt
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  (646): View more from New York

  i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.

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  (646): i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit. http://tfl.nu/hqgt
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  (304): View more from West Virginia

  I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok

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  (304): I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok http://tfl.nu/9m9q
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