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• (954): View more from Florida

  When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.

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  RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND

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• (805): View more from California

  Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"

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  if you ask that question again our friendship is over

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  "Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho

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• (845): View more from New York

  Drunk

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  Fucaerrrrr

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.

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• (418): View more from Quebec

  Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.

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• (+33): View more from France

  Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.

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  You make Europe seem so glamorous.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.

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