she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"