brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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