Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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