remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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