Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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