what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
the day after is always just damage control
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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