I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize