Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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