Pants 0. Shit 1.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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