Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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