Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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