she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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