Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
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HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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