he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize
