Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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