Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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