If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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