Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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