I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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