she looked like the bat from fern gully.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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