So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Randomize
