arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept