I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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