I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
The uberlube is also flammable
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯