Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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