there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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