it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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