there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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