She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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