I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I understand Curling. That high.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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