Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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