good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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