Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.