There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You ate ashes out of my bong