i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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