Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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